My Little Lane

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  • Hello, World.

    23rd Jun 2019 by

    Introductions are not my strong point. Luckily, I am the only one here so… I am a luctrative spy/explorer who uses a spare mansion as a tool shed. On the weekends I go to my castle in Scotland and entertain Space Lords. Let’s face, they dick me around a lot less than humans do.

  • Diary of the Dumb

    24th Jun 2019 by

    Entry One- Three Little Cars Making a mistake is an easy thing to do, making them repeatedly is dumb. I am dumb.  I am so, so fucking dumb. Three times. I have nearly been killed three times by losers with cars. Not from a hit and run or from a drive by shooting but because… Read more

  • Creating a Bitch.

    23rd Jun 2019 by

    It’s a simple recipe. Add a pinch of difficult home life to a pan of stewing, rotten school life. Once this comes to crippling anxiety then season with bullying and low self-esteem and ta- dah… You have yourself the base recipe for a bitch. Decorate accordingly.                 I can’t pinpoint the moment I became an… Read more

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